Certain Songs #1232: The Neats – “Pop Cliche”

Album: The Monkey’s Head in the Corner of the Room EP
Year: 1982

It’s one of those weird memories that has lasted over 35 years: it was late summer 1982, and I was hanging out at the house that Kassia shared with three other women on a weekend afternoon, and this song came on the radio that I’d never heard. Even stranger was that the radio wasn’t tuned to KKDJ or a country station — this was before KFSR had gone on the air — but rather one of the other local public radio stations, which was definitely an anomaly for that time and place.

Anyways, the song hit me instantly: a propulsive, churning instrumental that dropped me dead in my tracks. And one thing you might have noticed about Certain Songs is that there aren’t very many instrumentals in the batch: I think the only other one I’ve written about so far are all jazz songs. It’s hard to sing along with an instrumental.

In any event, I didn’t get the name of the band, but I got the name of the song: “Pop Cliche.” So of course, the next time I got anywhere near a computer, I tried to google, but nothing came up, since Google wouldn’t exist for another 15 years.

So I figured that I would never ever hear this now mysterious “Pop Cliche” song ever again: that it would a mythological song in my life, always remembered but forever unheard. And eventually, unremembered, as well.

Not so much: fast-forward to November 1983, and self-titled debut by Boston’s The Neats had made it to KFSR. With its strummy guitars, trashy organ and steady beats, it was a record that I really loved, but because it was on an indie label — Ace of Hearts records — it was also nowhere to be found at Tower.

So I was super excited that during the obligatory L.A. record shopping stop our our way home from the I.B.S. Convention — a college radio gathering that Tim, Kirk & I were lucky enough to somehow go to — I found not just The Neats, but an earlier EP called The Monkey’s Head in The Corner of The Room.

And lo and behold, the final song on that EP was “Pop Cliche.” Score!!!

Of course the song “Pop Cliche” is what indie guys from the early 80s ideas of what a Pop Cliche is: swelling guitars, backbeat drums and chord changes that are as familiar as the pub you go to watch a local band play rock standards. It’s kinda beautiful and kinda melancholy, and there is just a hint of menace in the early builds, but the back half is all release, as the cliches pile on top of each other until the end.

“Pop Cliche”

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