The Daily Loper – March 20, 2008
Posted by Lopy in The Daily Loper on Mar 20, 2008
Giant Lizards with Missile Launchers Edition
Todays links of interest:
- J. Lo, Mark Anthony Pose With Babies For Magazine
People Magazine reportedly paid $6,000,000 dollars for these photographs. Suddenly, that $4,100 hooker doesn’t seem so extravagant. It’s just different levels of ho-dom, really. And unlike J. Lo’s babies, at least the $4,100 had a choice. - James Bond film to land in Britain one week early
Good. Maybe by the time it gets here, someone can tell us exactly WTF "Quantum of Solace" means. - My Year Of Flops, The Bloody Aftermath: Case File #106 Dragon Wars
Even though MYOF has now, sadly, gone from being a twice-a-week feature to a once-a-month feature, it is still the funniest thing on the internets. "It?s an old story. One day you?re wowing the world with your singular creative vision. The next, you?re in a tiger cage in North Korea, writing a screenplay about a mystery-solving talking pony that falls in love with Zac Efron, for Kim Jong Il?s tweenage daughter." - What the hell has happened to our national gossip business?
What did you expect to happen when people realized that most celebrities are just downright boring? - FCC OK’s New Net Neutrality Hearing
Gee, wonder which cable or teleco giant will pay for seat fillers this time? And shouldn’t the FCC just realize that anything but neutrality is bad? - A Company Promises the Deepest Data Mining Yet
Not so much opposed to data mining…very much opposed to the fact that we’re not being paid for our information. Seems like individuals should be compensated for invasion of privacy.
