The Daily Loper – July 4th, 2008
Posted by Lopy in The Daily Loper on Jul 04, 2008
Mexican Kids Are Shootin’ Fireworks Below Edition
Todays links of interest:
- Former Senator Jesse Helms dead at 86
Well, look at it from this standpoint: if Obama becomes President, it was bound to kill him in any event. - Netflix box by Roku to get more content providers
Good, though, as usual, not good enough. - Sen. John Warner, R-Va. Suggests National Speed Limit
We suggest that John Warner, R-Va — who probably hasn’t used a car to drive more than a couple of miles his own self in decades — respectfully piss off! - Bozo the Clown, dead at 83
The role model for Krusty the Clown has gone to the big circus tent in the sky. Did anyone ever see Bozo and Jesse Helms together in the same room? Just asking. - Gonzo: The Life and Work of Dr. Hunter S. Thompson
We’re really looking forward to this. - Guitar Hero: Aerosmith Review
Cool, but we’re holding out for Rock Band: Husker Du. - Smallest planet shrinks in size
That would be Mercury, which has lost a mile in diameter in its history. Obviously another pernicious effect of global warming. On the other hand, if that happens to Earth, it would make my commute easier. - A-Rod’s wife tells pals she believes Madonna lured Yank with kabbalah
Best headline ever. Also, is Kabbalah some kind of time machine? Because that really seems to be the only way Madonna should be able to lure anybody these days.
