The Gingrich Who Stole Second Life

The Virtual Newt Gingrich When Newt Gingrich strolled up to the podium on the steps of the virtual Capital Hill last week, it was almost like any other Washington photo-op. The differences were subtle, but noticeable to the trained eye: Gingrich looked to be a good 30 pounds lighter, the protesters were levitating fifty feet above the ground, and the audience was just a slight bit furrier than typical beltway insiders.

Such is the nature of politics in Second Life.

Political activists in Second Life have had a difficult time bringing real world politicians into the virtual world. Of the current crop of presidential candidates, only Mike Gravel has authorized a campaign headquarters here. The other candidates would apparently rather focus on connecting with voters through more traditional social networks.

Meanwhile the mainstream media has begun to cool on Second Life as the Next Big Thing. Over the past few months glowing accounts of virtual real estate millionaires have been replaced by sensational stories of illicit gambling, deviant sex, and, worst of all, a questionable virtual economy.

If Second Life has any hope of becoming a legitimate platform for real world politics, it’s up to the true believers to take action and make something happen.

As luck would have it, Newt Gingrich is a true believer.

Gingrich was in Second Life as part of a series of workshops being sponsored by his American Solutions organization. Based on a recent Gingrich blog post, as well as comments made during his speech, it’s apparent that he was given the Second Life Grand Tour by someone at IBM. He has all of IBM’s virtual world talking points down pat.

Still, Gingrich’s enthusiasm for virtual worlds is authentic, and it should come as no surprise. Over the years he’s developed a reputation as something of a techno-geek. And unlike some other celebrity avatars, Gingrich is actually using Second Life. That is to say, he’s sitting at his own computer and driving his avatar. Not only that, he’s apparently been in world on several occasions over the last couple of weeks. According to SLNN, there have been reports of Newt sightings around the grid.

The thought boggles the mind.

Protesting Newt Picture, if you will, the former Speaker of the House and conservative icon, locked in his study, at his computer, aimlessly roaming the Metaverse. Imagine the reactions the virtual Newt must have elicited as he stumbled around the grid in his Gingrich avatar, complete with blue oxford shirt and tie, the name “Newt Gingrich” floating over his head.

Sorry folks, that avatar is not being ironic. He really is Newt Gingrich.

We can laugh about all of the various scenarios Newt might find himself in as he explores Second Life on his own, but the truth is that he is dead serious about this technology.

Gingrich told the audience that American Solutions is planning on creating a sub-division of Second Life called “Legislative Life”, a virtual world that will be accessible to 7,200 legislators nationwide.

“Imagine that every legislative committee that wanted to work on the environment could get together in Second Life with their peers … They could all get together by just going into their computer without having to travel…”

As strange as Second Life can be, I’m not sure we’re ready for a virtual world overrun by flying politicians. On the other hand, the Legislative Life initiative could cut down on DUI’s and other unseemly Washingtonian behavior (although it could create a whole new problem with virtual call girls, so really, it might not be an improvement overall).

Legislative Life is just one small part of a much larger vision. Gingrich thinks virtual worlds might be the solution to overcoming rampant partisan politics.

During the Q&A session Gingrich told the audience:

“I’m personally very concerned that we not overdo the partisanship. With these two year long campaigns we spend the first year and a half having all of the Republicans go of to one room where they attack Democrats, and having all of the Democrats go off to another room to attack Republicans. I think you maximize all of the red vs. blue bitterness and you make it harder to get things done.

I would much rather have a dialogue in Second Life with Senator Clinton on her health plan, or a dialogue in Second Life with Barack Obama about national security, or a dialogue in Second Life with John Edwards about how to deal with poverty. That would be a much richer and more interesting thing than to have the kind of inside-the-party partisan debating we’ve seen so far.”

It’s almost as if he doesn’t remember being in the room the day bitter and polarizing partisan politics was invented. In fact, some might say that he actually signed off on the technical specification.

These days, Newt sounds like an elder statesman. I guess that’s what seven years of Bush and Cheney will do. The startling truth of the matter is that the political spectrum in the United States has swung so far to the right that Newt Gingrich now qualifies as a moderate.

Newt, to his credit, stuck around after his speech and answered every question posed. At one point he promised to return to Second Life to meet with the SL Republicans, so it looks like we’ll be seeing more of Newt in the near future.

When the hour was complete, Gingrich vanished, leaving the audience and protesters behind. And that’s when Newt’s dream of using Second Life as a platform for a constructive bi-partisan debate was put to the test.

Here’s a brief sample of the dialogue that ensued when one of the more conservative members of the audience approached one of the protesters after the event:

Summer Seale: Ana, i have to say something to you: I support bombing Iran. I’m a feminist. I will support the bombing of Iran, Iraq, Saudi Arabia, and all other countries which suppress my sisters and force them into slavery. I don’t care what your humanitarian excuses are, I will not rest until all those mysoginistic pigs who make those rules are dead, dead, dead. I hate them, I hate those rules, I hate those who enforce it. I don’t think you should *ever* comment about war or freedom until *YOUR* neck is around a noose and about to hang from a crane in the “Republic” of Iran. And until the day that this stops, I will support death, destruction, mayhem, and total fucking obliteration of this law in the world. I don’t care what your stance is and I don’t care to *ever* debate on this point.

Ana Herzog: corporatist

Summer Seale: thank you, and good day.

At least Summer said “thank you”. Maybe there is hope for a more reasonable political dialogue in Second Life.

I can hardly wait until those 7,200 legislators arrive.

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