Tweets in Space!

Because you are absolutely nobody or nothing if you don’t have a presence on Twitter right now, NASA has gotten into the game. This week, they announced that one of their astronauts — Mike Massimino — is going to be using the Twitter from the Space Shuttle.

Top that, Oprah and Ashton!

In any event, Massimino — tweeting under the admittedly awesome nom de twit of “Astro_Mike” — is a relative newbie to the Twitter, so you can only imagine what he will be tweeting.

Well, luckily, you don’t have to. As it turns out, Medialoper is currently beta testing super secret software that allows us to go and retrieve tweets from the not-too-distant future, and I’ve compiled a list of some of the things that Astro_Mike will be sharing with a waiting world.


Without any further ado, Medialoper proudly presents Tweets . . . in . . . Space (-ace -ace -ace)

  • Sure is dark out here. Oh wait, my visor was down.
    May 15, 2009 from TweetShutt
  • RT @wilw Me: C’mon iTunes, can’tcha play one Radiohead song? iTunes: How about “Creep?” Me: OK, another one, then. iTunes: No.
    May 17, 2009 from TweetShutt
  • Whatever happened to Space Food Sticks? I could use some right now. LOL!
    May 17, 2009 from TweetShutt
  • I’m still so pissed about the cancellation of Chuck that I’m going to point the Hubble to reflect the sun and burn down Ben Silverman’s house.
    May 18, 2009 from TweetShutt
  • What I wouldn’t give for a New York Strip and a an double-scoop ice cream sundae right about now.
    May 21, 2009 from TweetShutt
  • Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun. But Mama, that’s where the fun is! Manfred Mann rules!
    May 22, 2009 from TweetShutt
  • Still bumming out about that lame-ass Facebook redesign. What were they thinking?
    May 23, 2009 from TweetShutt
  • :: Picard voice :: “ENGAGE!” Always wanted to do that.
    May 25, 2009 from TweetShutt
  • Oh no, not another ping-pong tournament!
    May 25, 2009 from TweetShutt
  • @oprah Maybe. But NASA has to clear all interviews. Wait, you’re not taping the show right now, are you?
    May 27, 2009 from TweetShutt in reply to @oprah
  • Life would be so much easier if I could use a robotic arm for everything.
    May 28, 2009 from TweetShutt
  • The shuttle’s doctor is getting tired of me calling him “Dr. Spaceman.” Tough! Ha ha!
    May 31, 2009 from TweetShutt
  • Everything up here tastes like kelp.
    June 1, 2009 from TweetShutt
  • @michael_bay For the last time, no, we really aren’t going to explode the Moon with secret lasers. Stop asking!
    June 4, 2009 from TweetShutt in reply to @michael_bay
  • Holy crap, aliens! . . . j/k . . . We killed all of the aliens during my last mission.
    June 6, 2009 from TweetShutt
  • Say what you want about NASA food, but it keeps you regular, even in orbit.
    June 7, 2009 from TweetShutt
  • Can’t tell if I’m upside down or right side up. Hate when that ahppens.
    June 8, 2009 from TweetShutt
  • @Astro_Mike Happens!!
    June 8, 2009 from TweetShutt in reply to Astro_Mike
  • Mission accomplished, the Hubble is better than ever. Astro_Mike FTW!
    June 10, 2009 from TweetShutt

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