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DuroSport Strikes Again: Second Life Store a Health Hazard

March 31, 2007 by Medialoper Review Labs

Virtual Prism DuroSport The first thing you notice is the boxes. The huge, huge boxes, piled high on top of each other from the floor to the airplane-hangar sized ceiling.

What, you wonder, could these gigantic boxes possibly contain? The only possible items are washers and dryers, refrigerators, sofa sets, even SUVs. Maybe a really huge television. But if you’re the DuroSport Electronics Corporation, then these impossibly large boxes contain your latest product: a portable virtual media player.

During the past year we’ve had more than our share of laughs over the ongoing foibles of the DuroSport Corporation. From the company’s unbelievably bad portable media player to an embarrassing t-shirt recall last summer, it sometimes seems like DuroSport can’t do anything right. As it turns out DuroSport’s problems are not the result of poor engineering and horrendous customer service. No, according to company officials DuroSport has been victimized by “the current technological limitations of reality.”

So what’s a consumer electronics company to do when reality lets it down? Open a store in the virtual world known as Second Life, of course.

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Filed Under: Reviews, Social Media Tagged With: durosport, Second Life, Snark Hunt

The Daily Loper – March 30, 2007

March 30, 2007 by Lopy

She Can’t Dance, She’s Four Months Pregnant! Edition

Todays links of interest:

  • The April Fools’ Day defense kit
    Well, since April 1 is a Sunday this year, there probably won’t be much going on.
  • Great Pyramid was built inside out, Frenchman says
    Even weirder, he goes on to say that it was also built upside down. But that was just the beta version.
  • Sanjaya Malakar?s MySpace Hunger Striker ?Still Alive?
    However, if she does die, we do have 2007’s leading Darwin Award contestant. If she lives, for that matter. Because, seriously, this is probably the dumbest thing anyone in the history of the entire planet has hunger striked about. So godspeed, "J."
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Filed Under: The Daily Loper

That’s What I Like: The Glory of War

March 30, 2007 by Tyson

It’s probably no secret that many of us ‘Lopers are ex-denizens of the great Central Valley of California. We all fled the land of raisins, heat, and smog for a variety of reasons (for me it was the educational opportunity at a UC school). However, there remain behind some last bastions of civilization who continue to ply their craft, whatever it may be. I have many friends and family members who continue to fight the good fight against the forces of ignorance and darkness that litter the valley floor like so much white trash.

One person in particular who seems like a lonely voice in the wilderness is the self-styled War Nerd, Gary Brecher. He is hands-down Fresno’s, and good lord, maybe the country’s, foremost authority on the history and art of war, considering he spends (by his accounting) upwards of eight hours per day researching the subject. But Brecher is more than just a pimply-faced geek who fantasizes about slaying hordes of orcs and trolls in his next Dungeons & Dragons campaign. He is a writer of uncommon capability who says things about the nature of war that we all want to avoid but secretly agree with. It’s a nasty business and even though the winners get to rewrite history into a simplistic good vs. bad metaphor, the truth is far more nuanced. The 115 columns Brecher has penned for a Moscow-based online journal called “The Exile” contain the kind of poetic verbal acrobatics that would bring tears to Lao-Tzu’s eyes.

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Filed Under: That's What I Like

The Daily Loper – March 29, 2007

March 29, 2007 by Lopy

I Barely Have Time For My Life, I Don’t Need A Second Life Edition

Todays links of interest:

  • Paris Driven to Probation Violation?
    While it would be totally awesome if they threw her skanky ho ass in jail, it still isn’t BREAKING NEWS, Channel 7 KABC in Los Angeles.
  • Selig defends DirecTV-baseball deal
    He can defend it all he wants, but it’s still wrong, and yet another slap in the face of baseball fans from the arrogant ownership who has such contempt for us. Assholes.
  • Call for blogging code of conduct
    The Kathy Sierra incident was not an isolated issue. And many think it’s time that the blogging community starts acting like responsible members of society rather than juveniles acting out when someone disagrees with them.
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Filed Under: The Daily Loper

Buffy’s Back!

March 29, 2007 by Rox

Buffy the Vampire Slayer has had many incarnations. Originally, it was a not-so-good movie starring Kristy Swanson and Luke Perry. Despite the lack of success, creator Joss Whedon was given a chance to do it again, and because the network he was on was still in the “we’ll try anything” mode, turned it into an brilliant, iconic TV Series starring Sarah Michelle Gellar.

That show was funny, sad, witty and at times, even operatic. It was also one of the most influential series of the past decade. After spinning off Angel — perhaps the weirdest TV show ever — it also spun right into the realm of the comic book.

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Filed Under: Publishing, Reviews, Television

The Daily Loper – March 28, 2007

March 28, 2007 by Lopy

The Place Where No Cars Go Edition

Todays links of interest:

  • Real Kwik-E-Marts? Woo-Hoo!
    In an extremely leveraged buy-out, Apu will soon be taking over some real-world 7-11 stores.
  • With aging Falk, "Columbo" looks like closed case
    And yet, they’re still moving ahead with the fourth "Indiana Jones" movie. How is that right?
  • Onion launching video newscast
    Here’s a suggested tagline: "We lie, you decide."
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Filed Under: The Daily Loper

One Positive Step For MySpace

March 28, 2007 by Kassia Krozser

So, the MySpace is adding a news component to its slate o’features. Given that the parent company of MySpace is News Corporation, this isn’t so much of a surprise as it is a question of what took so long. I know it’s not because the company’s shy about self-promotion.

Online speculation has it that Newsroo, a company recently acquired by News Corp will be serving up the headlines to the movers and shakers of the MySpace community (this speculation is fueled by the fact that Newsroo’s home page now redirects to the MySpace homepage). According to one site, deals are being struck all over the news universe. This site also curiously refers to MySpace as a pureplay online company; that shipped more or less sailed when the site was acquired by a major media giant. Slowly but surely the influence of the Murdoch empire has crept into the site, and we recently received samplers from the MySpace music label. Now that they’ve lived with MySpace for a while, the folks at News Corp. are desperately seeking ways to squeeze every nickel and dime out of it
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Filed Under: Mediacratic, Social Media Tagged With: MySpace

The Daily Loper – March 27, 2007

March 27, 2007 by Lopy

Ich Bin Ein Cyloner Edition

Todays links of interest:

  • Anna Nicole Smith like Marilyn
    No. She’s really not.
  • Kerry presses baseball on DirecTV deal
    We’d like to think that this will help, but it probably won’t.
  • Impenetrable Vista Surpasses XP with 20 Million Copies Sold
    And yet, does anybody know anyone who’s purchased one?
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Filed Under: The Daily Loper

Examining NBC Universal and News Corp’s So-Called YouTube Killer

March 27, 2007 by Kassia Krozser

It’s not easy being an industry leader these days. The moment you hit the top, every time your competition releases a new product, it’s going to “kill” you. The Zune was the iPod killer. Microsoft’s new and improved search was the Google killer. And NBC Universal/News Corp’s new service is, naturally, being touted as the YouTube killer.

All which makes for violent headlines, but the proof, as we all know, is in the audience. It’s not enough to release a new service into the wild and expect it to take the Internets by storm. YouTube didn’t become the go-to online video service simply because it was there. And that is the lesson big media needs to learn.

I think it’s important to review what makes YouTube, well, YouTube. It’s obviously not the only video sharing site out there. Grouper, Revver, and a host of other services allow users to easily upload video. If rumors are to be believed, Revver is the place to go if you’re trying to make a buck off your work. But the zeitgeist — that intangible thing — is with YouTube. Users cross the myriad cultural divides. My mother-in-law finds stuff on YouTube, because YouTube is pretty close to foolproof. It’s designed for the casual user.
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Filed Under: Mediacratic, Television Tagged With: NBC, The Long Tail, YouTube

The Daily Loper – March 26, 2007

March 26, 2007 by Lopy

Not Guilty Edition

Todays links of interest:

  • The Imminent Demise of the Page View
    Wow, if there was ever a story that was trolling for page views, this is it!
  • `Ask a Ninja,’ OK Go Win YouTube Awards
    Because, well, you know, everyone needs an award.
  • Onion Online News TV Net To Launch Next Week
    Already the "undisputed" leader in 24-hour news, the network’s go-live day seems to targeted toward an, um, interesting launch date.
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Filed Under: The Daily Loper

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