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The Weekly ‘Loper – June 11, 2006

June 11, 2006 by Jim Connelly

While you were planning all of your World Cup parties, here’s what we were looking at:

  • Tom, Don’t Sue The Chili Peppers! – Why Tom Petty suing the Red Hot Chili Peppers over the potential nicking of his song “Mary Jane’s Last Dance” really isn’t a great idea.
  • All Hail Digital Publishing! – Digital Publishling, on the other hand, is a great idea.
  • Stop With The Fracking Robo-Calls Already!!! – A plan to stop those annoying political phone calls, once and for all.
  • In Defense Of The User-Generated Content Culture – You’d think that, in 2006, it wouldn’t need defending. Oh, wait, the media gatekeepers are afeared of the barbarians who just wanna, you know, express themselves.
  • There May Still Be Hope For Google Video – Of course, despite their newfound cross-platformness (cross-platformity? cross-platformitude?), they still have that suck-ass UI.
  • That’s What I Like: Audible.com – Speaking of UIs that could be improved, Kassia can live with Audible’s UI problems because they have such an impressive selection of content.

Filed Under: The Weekly 'Loper

Is The Virtual DVR A “Real” DVR?

June 8, 2006 by Jim Connelly

Is a networked storage device an actual storage device? Does it still count as “your” storage if there isn’t a physical box in your home?

These are the questions that may be decided — at least for the DVR — by the suits and countersuits surrounding Cablevision’s decision to create a network DVR. This functionality will allow users to record and save programs on their servers, as opposed to the current model of storing the programs on various TiVo-ish devices.

A veritible who’s who of heavyweight content providers are up in arms — they feel that the simple fact that there is no physical box for file storage means that this service is akin to “Video on Demand,” and therefore violates their sacrosanct copyrights.

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Filed Under: Copyright, Hardware, Services, Television Tagged With: cablevision, DVR, video-on-demand

Stop With The Fracking Robo-Calls Already!!!

June 6, 2006 by Jim Connelly

Today is another election day here in California. By my (admittedly unofficial) count, it is the 6,586th election we have had in California since the turn of the century.

For whatever reason, out here on the Left Coast, we have pretty much perfected the perpetual election cycle, which, as you know spawns a flurry of campaign ads, which this year seem to have been dominated by our Democratic Gubernatorial1 candidates flinging huge bags of shit at each other. On camera. Like monkeys. Dumb monkeys. Meanwhile, Arnold just sits back somewhere smoking a huge stogie and laughing.

While the commercials — most of which I make blipvert by at tivo speed — are as annoying as ever, they are nothing compared to the insidious monster that has infiltrated my phone in ever growing numbers: the robo-call.

For the lucky lucky few who have no idea what I’m talking about, these are pre-recorded phone calls that are robotically automated so that the only humans involved are the ones actually receiving the calls.

We need to stop these, and I have a plan.

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Filed Under: Actual Mileage, Robots! Tagged With: Cylons, elections, Politics, robo-call, telco, telephone

Tom, Don’t Sue The Chili Peppers!

June 5, 2006 by Jim Connelly

An Open Letter to Tom Petty,

Tom, you don’t know me, but I’ve been a pretty big fan of yours for nearly 30 years. Recently, I read an article that said that you might be contemplating suing the Red Hot Chili Peppers because of “similarities” between their new single “Dani California” and your 1993 hit single “Mary Jane’s Last Dance.”

All I can say is this: Tom, don’t sue the Chili Peppers! While it might be legal, it just wouldn’t be right.

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Filed Under: Copyright, Music Tagged With: Red-Hot-Chili-Peppers, Tom-Petty

The Weekly ‘Loper – June 4, 2006

June 4, 2006 by Jim Connelly

While you were praying for the strength to leg press 2001 pounds, here’s what we were looking at:

  • Books And Bytes – It’s All Good – There is no one perfect method to store human knowledge and information. Just as long as we keep storing it in every conceivable manner.
  • How Can I Burn iTunes Videos To DVD? – In the inaugural edition of yet another new feature, “Dear Lopy,” we tackle the thorny issue of why you can’t burn those cool iTunes videos you legally downloaded to a DVD for easy viewing.
  • Some Saturday Suggestions – In the age of time-and-space shifting, perhaps the networks oughta rethink their wholesale abandonment of an entire evening.
  • Long Tail: Introduction Version – Among many many other things, the Long Tail is also good for niche artists, who can have long, fruitful careers without ever becoming actual household names. Just ask Yo La Tengo.
  • That’s What I Like: Jennifer Crusie – Kassia looks at an author who helps her get through the summer that has already exploded upon us with a thousand points of heat.
  • Forget 2.0 WSJ Is Going Straight To 3.0 – Is the Wall Street Journal going turn into the first true newspaper of the 21st century?
  • Teaching Kids About Copyright Laws – You know how The Joker or Lex Luthor would periodically pretend to perform great acts of public service, all the while furthering their nefarious purposes? Say hello to Captain Copyright, who just might be the Medialoper’s mortal enemy. What will happen next? Tune in tomorrow: Same Lope-Time, same Lope-Channel!

Filed Under: The Weekly 'Loper

Some Saturday Suggestions

May 31, 2006 by Jim Connelly

Once upon a time, the TV networks gave a rats ass about Saturday nights. It almost seems apocryphal, but there was a fabled season long ago that had this Saturday night lineup: All in the Family, M*A*S*H, The Mary Tyler Moore Show, The Bob Newhart Show and The Carol Burnett Show. Three solid hours of comedy all-timers.

Slow-forward about 35 years, and what do we have on Saturday nights? As Al Swearengen might say, a huge bag of shit. Sports. Reality. Magazines. Not a single scripted comedy or drama. Saturday night has become a major TV casualty of the overabundance of entertainment choices, and the networks aren’t even bothering to address it.

But isn’t there *anything* they could do? Maybe. But it would involve taking a gamble on some programming concepts that they’ve been slow to embrace, and actually taking advantage of what I will dub “The Spinal Tap Paradox.”

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Filed Under: Mediacratic, Television Tagged With: ABC, Everwood, Lost, NBC, Saturday-Night-Live, Spinal-Tap, Studio-60-on-the-Sunset-Strip, Television, The-CW, veronica-mars

The Weekly ‘Loper – May 29, 2006

May 29, 2006 by Jim Connelly

While you were trying to figure out exactly the hell was going on with that Lost finale, here’s what we were looking at:

  • That’s What I Like: O’Reilly Media’s Safari Bookshelf – Kirk likes how O’Reilly migrated their essential technical books seemlessly into the eBook space.
  • Publishing Versus The Net Generation – What that the rest of the publishing world could learn from O’Reilly’s success instead of fighting the inevitable.

  • Copyright And The Artistic Process – Kassia wades into the continuing struggle between artists recontextualizing existing art to create new works and the copyright holders of said existing art.
  • Why Not The NiPod? – It is, of course, entirely possible that the two greatest advertisers of our age will use their combined muscle to make the Nike+iPod Sports Kit the must-have item of Summer ’06. But I doubt it.
  • The RIAA Is “Feeling Pretty Good” – Next up for the RIAA: suing a fetus for “future intent to download copyrighted music.”
  • That’s What I Like: The Lightwedge – I’m really still amazed at how simple it is, and wonder why it took so long for somebody to come up with it.
  • Lopetop Theater – Series One, Episode The First – Lopy is excited to be the emcee of our latest feature, and hopes that you’ll think of her as the Ed Sullivan of the 21st century.

Filed Under: The Weekly 'Loper

That’s What I Like: The Lightwedge

May 26, 2006 by Jim Connelly

I don’t sleep very well. If the noisy neighbors downstairs aren’t slamming doors and scraping furniture at 1:00am, then something that I should have done at work instead of writing for Medialoper is bothering me.

So I read, hoping to distract my brain away from whatever is going on so that my body will drag me to sleep without my brain realizing it. That’s the theory, anyways. However, when Rox sleeps, she likes it dark. Vampire coffin dark. So there has always been a bit of a problem with me waking her up when I need to read in the middle of the night.

Until I discovered The Lightwedge, the bestest book light ever.

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Filed Under: Publishing, That's What I Like Tagged With: book, book-lights, lightwedge

Why Not The NiPod?

May 25, 2006 by Jim Connelly

I am a runner. At least five times per week, I get up at an incredibly stupid hour and run several miles through the dark, quiet streets where I live. It’s just a thing I do; the one piece of order in an otherwise chaotic existence. Also, I get some of my best ideas through oxygen deprivation. (Some might say that all of my ideas seem to come from a place of obvious oxygen deprivation.)

Like the vast majority of runners, I listen to music when I run, and I also listen to the radio. I own an Nano (which I don’t use for running because they refuse to build in a radio receiver), and I certainly don’t have any animosity towards Nike, whose shoes I wore for several years. As a matter of fact, in just about every way, I would seem to be the target audience for the Nike+iPod Sports kit.

So why am I not more excited about it? Is it just because you’ll separate me from my New Balances when you pull them from my cold, dead feet? Or is it something else?

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Filed Under: Actual Mileage, Apple, iTunes, Marketing Tagged With: Apple, iPod, iTunes, New-Balance, Nike, Nipod, prism-durosport

The World Cup of Bad Music

May 22, 2006 by Jim Connelly

This week, millions of people will be participating in one of our most cherished democratic rites: choosing the next American Idol.

And unless there is another fluke of “Since U Been Gone”-like proportions, that winner will go on to have a completely inconsequential career, annoying us with hype far beyond even any actual sales.

And yet, and yet, as evil as Idol is, it’s just a swaddling babe in the woods compared to the grandaddy of all bad music contests — the Eurovision Song Contest. For a half-century, it’s been foisting upon the world acts such as Lulu, Abba and the Shivery Silvery Queen of Melisma herself, Celene Diononnwaoonnnonnnnwwwaaaoonnnnnnn.

It’s pretty much the World Cup of Bad Music. OK, the European Cup, anyways.

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Filed Under: Music, Unexpected Results

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