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Certain Songs #1585: Plastic Bertrand – “Ca Plane Pour Moi”

July 17, 2019 by Jim Connelly

Single, 1977

. . .

As a kid and a teenager, I was an inveterate up-and-down the radio dial guy, especially after the sun went down, when you could hear all sorts of weird shit on the radio if you just bothered to try. But while others looked for crazy gospel preachers; UFO conspiracy theorists or far-away sporting events, I looked for music that wasn’t being played on the radio in Fresno. (Because the radio in Fresno used to suck.)

And so it was one night in the late 1970s when I heard this fucking pastiche: it had the punk rock forcebeat and guitars, but the there was also a weird Beach Boys whoop and, wait a second, that guy isn’t even singing in English! French, maybe, what the hell even was this? But before I could find it, it ended, and there wasn’t even any back announcing. So while it was seared into my brain, I had no idea what it was, though I’m pretty sure I figured it out via Creem or Trouser Press at some point that the song I’d heard was probably “Ca Plane Pour Moi,” the language was French and the artist was called Plastic Bertrand. And serious punkers hated it. Or were supposed to hate it.

(BTW, this isn’t the longest I’d ever gone without knowing what a song was or who performed it: at some point in the mid-1980s, we taped something off of Nite Flite that we always referred to as “The Japanese Sex Pistols” and I still don’t know what that is. I think I even ran an digital rip of it against Shazam a few years ago and Shazam was stumped.)

Anyways, thanks to KFSR, I think, I not only got to hear “Ca Plane Por Moi” again, and though the song got slagged for being a parody — and hell, even had a fucking saxophone (French punk parodies are alright if you like saxophones) — I’ve always thought it was catchy as fuck, and you’re welcome for me sticking it in your brain for the rest of the day.

However, that catchiness is pretty much the only straightforward thing about “Ca Plan Por Moi,” as the rest of it is total and complete artifice. In the grand tradition of, uh Fabian and Milli Vanilli, Plastic Bertrand himself didn’t even perform on the track: instead it was producer Lou Deprijck who sang the nonsense Franglish lyrics.

Allez hop! la nana quel panard!
Quelle vibration!
De s’envoyer sur le paillasson
Limée, ruinée, vidée, comblée
You are the King of the divan!
Qu’elle me dit en passant
Oooo-ooo-ooo-ooo!
I am the King of the divan

It gets even weirder: there was another song with the exact same backing track — according to wikipedia, played by the famous trio of Mike Butcher on guitar, John Valcke on and Bob Dartsch on drums (as always, the saxist gets the shaft) — called “Jet Boy, Jet Girl” as performed by, ahem, Elton Motello, and later by the Damned, because sure, why not. Unlike “Ca Plane Poi Moi,” “Jet Boy, Jet Girl” had truly filthy — and kinda ahead of their time for a punk rock song — lyrics.

We made it on a ballroom blitz
I took his arm and kissed his lips
He looked at me with such a smile, my face turned red
We booked a room into the Ritz
Ooh, he gives me head

Even better, while the vocals for “Jet Boy, Jet Girl” were recorded after “Ca Plane Por Moi,” the single itself was released prior. But given the nature of the lyrics — the narrator proudly points out that he’s 15 — and the nature of 1977, “Jet Boy, Jet Girl,” uh, stiffed as a single.

But “Ca Plane Por Moi” didn’t: it was a massive smash around the world, except in North America, where I guess it was still “too punk” or something, though like I said, I did hear it on the radio at least once.

And now, all these years later, I find everything about “Ca Plane Por Moi” to be awesome, from the incredibly weird to the fact that the combo of punk guitar, surf music hooks and sax was a precursor to my beloved Psychedelic Furs (coming soon!) and my even more beloved The Jesus and Mary Chain.

“Ca Plane Por Moi”

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  1. Ray Charbonneau says

    July 18, 2019 at 3:12 am

    This was in heavy rotation on my WRPI show when it came out.

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