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Certain Songs #467: Fountains of Wayne – “Little Red Light”

March 1, 2016 by Jim Connelly

Fountains of Wayne Welcome Album: Welcome Interstate Managers
Year: 2003

If my favorite Replacements song is ostensibly about an existential crisis surrounding whether or not to leave a heartfelt message on a now-outdated piece of technology, then my favorite Fountains of Wayne song is the flip side of the dilemma Paul Westerberg spelled out in “Answering Machine.”

In “Little Red Light,” Adam Schlesinger and Chris Collinwood describe an existential crisis surrounding not receiving a heartfelt message on a whole slew of now-outdated pieces of technology!

It’s also probably their most-rockin’ song, opening with the narrator stuck in traffic, which is giving him too much time to think about a relationship that’s gone south, and so in a improbably long chorus, Chris Collingwood and Adam Schlesinger lay out the pain of not getting a message that you’re hoping against hope for.

It’s not right
It’s not fair
I’m still a mess
And you still don’t care
I go to work
I come back home
But you’re still gone
And I’m still alone
And the little red light’s not blinking
No, no the little red light’s not blinking
No, no the little red light’s not blinking
On my big black plastic Japanese cordless phone
Oh no

Later, he’s stuck in a Monday evening meeting — because so many great Fountains of Wayne songs are set in the workplace — but he’s not even paying attention, because he’s wanting a drink and checking his email to no avail.

It’s not right
It’s not fair
I’m still a mess
And you still don’t care
I go to sleep
When I wake up
The pain sets in
And it never stops
And the little red light’s not blinking
No, no the little red light’s not blinking
No, no the little red light’s not blinking
On the desktop mailbox of my big black laptop

With drummer Brian Young doing some great stop-time fills at the end of each chorus and Jody Porter’s guitar solo, you’re totally feeling the pain of Collingwood’s sad white-collar worker.

Which is a thing about Fountains of Wayne songs that makes them more like Kinks songs than Replacements songs: they’re usually stories about other people. So even though they’re singing in the first person, you never feel like it actually happened to them.

Which can be somewhat distancing, I guess, but when a song is as empathetic as “Little Red Light,” I would argue that it doesn’t matter.

“Little Red Light”

“Little Red Light” performed live

Filed Under: Certain Songs Tagged With: Fountains of Wayne, Little Red Light, Welcome Interstate Managers

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